The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
In this final installment of The Hobbit adaptation, the story is stretched way beyond the point of entertaining. Peter Jackson uses material from the various appendices by J.R.R. Tolkien himself to pad the story and just plain makes stuff up.
Laketown must deal with the deadly dragon that was released in the second movie. This hassle is taken of quickly and the story moves on to the fight over the dragon’s treasure. The Dwarves, Elves, Orcs and Humans each want a piece of the treasures held within the Lonely Mountain But the Dwarves, Human, and Elves have to band together to defeat the Orcs and save the legacy of their races.
The problem with this movie is that it is too long. The story suffers at the expense of expanding for three movies. The entirety of The Hobbit could have easily been two movies while still expanding on Tolkien’s supplemtantal material.
Like the two before it, the movie looks good. The effects are gorgeous and the make-up is effective. This go-around I did notice something: the two Dwarves we are supposed to empathize with the most are the two that look the most human. Quality actors help round out characters but even they can’t smooth over dodgy bits of exposition.
Honestly, I wanted more or the dragon and less of the endless battles. Hell, I just wanted the damn movie to be over.
Into The Woods
Into the Woods follows several well-known fairy tale characters as they try to obtain their greatest wishes. It seems that to have each wish granted, they must enter the spooky woods that surround their homes. The characters find that they help each other achieve their dreams, but then, too late, they learn their wishes were not what they were cut out to be.
Unfortunately, the movie adaption of the Broadway show does not translate well. The story rambles on and changes focus. It becomes preachy and tries too hard to have a moral. There were some interesting points with the highlight being Johnny’s Depp short appearance as The Wolf. This was the best musical sequence in the whole film.
The casting is the second issue. James Corden and Emily Blunt are passable but Chris Pine can’t sing even though he’s great at being a charming jerk. I also don’t understand why everyone loves Anna Kendrick so much, and she does not ever embody Cinderella for me. It seems like the casting was looking for big names instead of talent. But that’s not to say there isn’t some talent there. Meryl Streep was fantastic as was Lilla Crawford who played Red Riding Hood.
I’ll admit it looks good. Director Rob Marshall always manages to make his films look like the worlds they are set whether it is a Cook County Prison, pirate infested jungles, or creepy fairy tale woods. Marshall does well with what he has, but the biggest issue is that he wasn’t given great material and actors to work with.